El Cañón
El luchador comes in low Both fists flying He's got a thick brow And a crooked nose He means to do damage With the punches he throws They call him El Cañón But his real name is Beto His hands are like hammers His body solid as a tree As the legend has it He was punching at age three But his madre claims: "He was punching inside of me" El Cañón punched his way out Into a world of scorn He won his first bout By just being born Boxing was his fate What God told him to do It's why he fought so hard And could go so many rounds No one could touch him At 140 pounds He never stopped throwing As he punched his way north Through all the tiny towns From Toluca to Tepic Take on the local star Give him a savage beating And then on to the bar For women and drinking Ahora.... El Cañón esta borracho He's fighting again Some clueless muchacho Who thinks he can win Una pelea en la cantina Not a pretty sight Soon bottles are broken And screams fill the night Beto is blee...